The contact form. Once an impenetrable digital spam moat
keeping the hordes of morons safely on the other side of the
webmasters daily life.
Unfortunately there is a new batch of internet users who
don't seem to understand the purpose of the contact form and
insist on filling it in and submitting, perhaps because of
its misleading title.
The contact form is not there to encourage contact - it's
a big sign saying 'You can't have my email address because
I have a good idea what you'd do with it, please enter any
of your thoughts in this little comments box for me to ignore
at my leisure'.
In the spirit of the old-school contact form, I've prepared
a special form to save you from typing - simply check the
box that most neatly matches the kind of drivel I should expect
to receive from you and submit it for my lack of consideration.
